Here is a powerful, non-denominational prayer to be recited while opening emails, logging on to online portals, or dealing with with snail mail announcing Early Decision news. It will also be effective for Early Action (EA) and Single Choice Early Action (SCEA) decisions.
If you applied to Columbia or Dartmouth, I apologize that this was not posted in time. But chances are you're also waiting to hear from the University of Chicago, and it is not too late to utilize it for that fine school.
The prayer was designed for laptop, desktop and mobile devise users, but also works for Wesleyan and GW's old-fashioned snail mail. It may be recited aloud at home or silently in the subway, on the squash court, or while working with orphans in Ethiopia:
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As I confront the most lifechanging email/online
portal/envelope I will ever encounter, I beseech the
Almighty Early One to look over me and protect me from posting something
braggy, smug or nasty on Facebook. If accepted, grant me the strength
to immediately compose a gushing thank you note and to send it along
with a Neiman Marcus gift certificate to my History teacher, who
exaggerated my brilliance in her recommendation and made me sound like a
freaking genius for winning a debate about GMOs. If waitlisted,
give me the focus to complete the 26 other apps with supplements I
haven't yet downloaded. And, O Early One, if denied, consider giving me
a White Lie Waiver, allowing me to tell people that "I decided at
the last minute to only apply Regular, and besides, I really want
to take a gap year anyway so I may continue my groundbreaking research with
sea turtles."
Thank you for sharing your thoughts. I truly appreciate your efforts and I will be waiting for your further
post thank you once again.
Posted by: work from home | December 10, 2012 at 09:08 AM
This prayer is like the Charlie Brown's Christmas show - perfect every year!
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Posted by: Denise | December 11, 2012 at 07:50 AM
It may be recited out loud at house or quietly in the train, on the crush judge.
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